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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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