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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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