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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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