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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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