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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Simba eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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