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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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