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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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