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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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