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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rosie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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