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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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