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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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