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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Trotsky eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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