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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Hermoine eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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