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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Kirk eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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