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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Bob eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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