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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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