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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Gus eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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