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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Champ eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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