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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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