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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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