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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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