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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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