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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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