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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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