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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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