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Pet death
My
aunt
Wilhelmina
had their beloved pet
cat 🐈
Millie
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a hippo 🦛
a lion 🦁
a tiger 🐯
a bear 🐻
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a turkey 🦃
a hyena 🐺
a cheetah 😺
a velociraptor 🦖
an ostrich 🐦
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