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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Weasley eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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