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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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