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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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