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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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