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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Gus eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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