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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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