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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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