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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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