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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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