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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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