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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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