Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.