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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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