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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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