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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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