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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Akira eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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