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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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