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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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