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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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