Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.