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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Simpkins eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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