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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Jenkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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