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Pet death
My
aunt
Victoria
had their beloved pet
goldfish 🐠
Gizmo
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
a lion 🦁
a lynx 😺
a warthog 🐗
a velociraptor 🦖
an elephant 🐘
a wild boar 🐗
a pufferfish 🐡
a cow 🐮
a rhinoceros 🦏
a crocodile 🐊
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