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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Smeagol eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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