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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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